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They can be found in the Hallway by the Great Hall during lunch; at the back gate; in the park; in applied math classes…
Wearing baggy clothing, basketball shoes, and funny looking hats that their mothers purchased for them…
Who are these people? What do they want? If you are after the answers to these questions, then look no further, and leave that Eminem album on the shelf, because we here at The Maverick are about to provide those answers for you.
These people are referred to as Wangsters. This term is a combination of the words “wannabe”, and, “gangsters”. Wangsters are generally middle-class kids from the suburbs. They act the way they do because they want to be gangsters. One might wonder how they know what gangsters act like. The answer to this is: music videos. You know the ones where the Rich African American celebrities pretend to commit crimes, and act tough in front of cameras? Wangsters actually idolize these fakers. Let me run that by you again: Middle class suburban kids dress and act like these celebrities in an attempt to be more “gangster”. It seems strange doesn’t it? Upon discovering this, we here at the Maverick speculated about why these kids feel the need to play this ridiculous role.
An anonymous Meadowdale Junior has one theory,
“Clearly these people are out of their minds. Very, very far outside of their minds. So far outside that there is only one possible explanation. Aliens. Aliens abducted a large group of Meadowdale teenagers, and stole their minds. The minds were replaced with alien minds. When the human bodies were returned to Earth with the Alien minds inside, they happened to be placed into a room where an Eminem music video was playing on the television. These Aliens, not knowing how to act, decided collectively that they were going to impersonate Eminem.”
That’s one theory. There are however, several holes in this. First of all, many of the Meadowdale teenagers seem to impersonate celebrities other than Eminem. Some dress and act more like 50 cent, others like Insane Clown Posse, (a rap group from___________). An Alternative theory suggests that these teenagers are robots, who were created as part of a failed marketing campaign by the clothing line Echo. However, after extensive research and field studies, The Maverick has come up with it’s own theory. We at The Maverick believe that these people do what they because of low self esteem.
If our theory seems kind of mundane and boring, that’s because it is. When we really dove into it, we found out that everything about these people is fairly mundane and boring. They are just like the rest of us, and suffer from nothing more than a lack of personal identity. Rather than getting into art, music, sports, or college, these folks got into baggy pants. Are baggy pants a legitimate solution to the problem that we as teenagers face? Well, we’re going to leave that up to you.
it’s still in rough draft form. It’s not a serious article, but I welcome serious criticism ( :
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